October 2011
21 posts
Dad: I heard you got overdrawn at the bank again.
Me: Apparently, yes.
Dad: What else is new?
Me: I’m going to be Alice Cooper for Halloween
Dad: There ya go
AWKWARD
I made it to the school-wide Spelling Bee in 5th grade, but I got eliminated in the first round because I spelled “AWKWARD” wrong.
I was really nervous because my parents and the entire school was watching. I forgot to say the first “w” and I was completely aware of my mistake before I could even finish spelling the rest of the word. I was so fucking embarassed, and my...
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September 2011
11 posts
BIRTHDAY WISHLIST
- A gun
- A wig
- A Sobakawa Pillow
- The Sims 3
- A switchblade knife
That’s it! Make it so.
