Dad: I heard you got overdrawn at the bank again. Me: Apparently, yes. Dad: What else is new? Me: I’m going to be Alice Cooper for Halloween Dad: There ya go
I made it to the school-wide Spelling Bee in 5th grade, but I got eliminated in the first round because I spelled “AWKWARD” wrong. I was really nervous because my parents and the entire school was watching. I forgot to say the first “w” and I was completely aware of my mistake before I could even finish spelling the rest of the word. I was so fucking embarassed, and my...
- A gun - A wig - A Sobakawa Pillow - The Sims 3 - A switchblade knife That’s it! Make it so.