August 2011
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RIP ASHFORD
One time I was walking down Nicollet Mall in Downtown Minneapolis. And I was smoking, and I was walking and I was singing:
“SOLID!!!! SOLID AS A ROCK!!!!”
and then I walked by a bar and I heard the song
“Solid (As a Rock)” playing inside
and I was like
“WHAAA?”
And then I looked inside the bar (The Dakota Jazz Club) and it was THE ACTUAL Ashford and...
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i would just put the baby up someplace really high, and then when it fell, it wouldn’t be my faultbut then people would be like how did the baby get up on top of the china cabinet?and i would say I don’t knowmini tramp?and then they would say who has a china cabinet anymore? you’re not 90and I would just tell them that I like to show off my fine china, while still keeping it safe...
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