July 2011
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shhh. secret unicorn t-shirt →
Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 30th
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My first thoughts waking up this morning
I don’t think I’m ever going to get married and have kids. Yuck. I wonder what my dead grandma is doing right now? Man, the cast of “Dick Tracy” was pretty impressive!  I need to watch “Dick Tracy” again. Pizza.
Jun 30th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Anonymous asked: This is horrific!!!
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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My Mother and I discuss the homelessness issue in...
 me: i need a bindle mom: i dont know what that is   me: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A BINDLE ISI THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTMY WHOLE EARTH IS SHATTERED   mom: no i do notbindi?  me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindle  mom: wow, did i just get schooled  me: do I have to put you in a home?  mom: bindle doesnt seem like the right word for that. maybe “bundle?”or bindle bundlelets bring...
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Brooks: GOoddddddd
I want to use this app
and make my raps
but they're using my stuff
Me: who?
Brooks: Rita and my dad are using all the high tech gear
I need to practice
Me: parents are the worst
Jun 8th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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