shhh. secret unicorn t-shirt →
My first thoughts waking up this morning
I don’t think I’m ever going to get married and have kids. Yuck. I wonder what my dead grandma is doing right now? Man, the cast of “Dick Tracy” was pretty impressive! I need to watch “Dick Tracy” again. Pizza.
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My Mother and I discuss the homelessness issue in...
me: i need a bindle mom: i dont know what that is me: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A BINDLE ISI THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTMY WHOLE EARTH IS SHATTERED mom: no i do notbindi? me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindle mom: wow, did i just get schooled me: do I have to put you in a home? mom: bindle doesnt seem like the right word for that. maybe “bundle?”or bindle bundlelets bring...
I want to use this app
and make my raps
but they're using my stuff
Brooks: Rita and my dad are using all the high tech gear
I need to practice
Me: parents are the worst