December 2011
14 posts
My Christmas Poem
Merry Merry Christmas!
It’s Christmas Eve at home!
I’m not really there, so this is a hypothetical poem
(ok I’m done rhyming)
The old country house is so cold I can see my breath
My parents don’t pay the gas bill
Hoping the other gets fed up
and finally moves out after 13 years of being divorced
Mom’s in the basement crying, swearing, or both
NOBODY GO DOWN THERE.
She’s been warning us...
Anonymous asked: My little sister is 15 years old. She is stripping for boys on skype. is this considered the "norm" in this technologically dominated era? how do i address the situation?
Anonymous asked: So...what's with the name and how did you get the "president" to follow you on Twitter?
Read all of these today, and be happy. →
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