Me: How was that party last night?
College roommate: It was cool. I had sex with a guy in a Looney Tunes jacket.
Meanwhile... At The Library...
The Comedy Bureau: Comedy Central Needs... →
thecomedybureau: The flashy card above isn’t something that comedian Rob Delaney just had made for himself. Well, maybe it is, but is was also made for his Comedy Central pilot that just taped, @RobDelaney (yes, that’s the name of the show, which is brilliant move on Delaney’s part), which we were so lucky…
Anonymous asked: Aren't you friends with Taylor Swift
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Anonymous asked: What's it like being you?
Anonymous asked: i'm very upset and i hate myself
Anonymous asked: i wnt 2 fuck
Anonymous asked: It's almost Christmas, so that means that you're getting some scrub as a boyfriend right?
Anonymous asked: You're a writer right?
Anonymous asked: How are you so cool on twitter?