Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself...– Jack Handy (via liezlwashere)
This Dan O'Brien: Thoughts About Glee From Someone... →
thisdanobrien: -This is the Glee Club? Where are all the pale people who can’t sing? -Does Jane Lynch run the whole town, or just the school? How far does her power extend, and by what means did she acquire it? -The way this chorus teacher behaves is somehow worse than teachers who fuck their students. -If…
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Since I’m pretty sure that I am the only white adult female in LA without a car, I have to ride the bus if I ever want to go anywhere. Tonight on my way home from work I noticed a woman in the front of the bus ask a homeless man if he needed her to help him pull up his socks. What? I couldn’t tell if the woman was insane herself, because that is the only reason on earth I can imagine...
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Isn't life funny? I used to call Corey Haim's hotline to chat and now I volunteer at a suicide hotline and he calls me
FELDMAN IT IS
Story of his life!
Some Things I Would Rather Do Than Listen to The...
kaseyanderson: Here is a list of things I would rather do than listen to The Doors. Watch a child give birth to an adult. Eat a bowl of seven layer dip, where every layer was wet dead skin. Make love to Karl Rove in a hot tub filled with Axe Body Rinse. Get a blood transfusion from Andy Dick. Listen to Harvey Fierstein read New Moon aloud. Attend a Bible study led by Grateful Dead fans.
The sausage cat: Four foot Stewie named world’s longest domestic moggy By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 8:00 AM on 21st October 2010 Comments (23) Add to My Stories Measuring 48.5 inches from the tip of your nose to the tip of your tail bone is nothing if you are a snake. It’s not even much of a stretch for a sausage dog. But Stewie is a cat. See the video below...
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you fart in your sleep?
Me: Have you seen the movie Catfish yet?
Amy: Is it about noodlin?
Me: No, but it should be.
World's Oldest Virgin Too "Busy" for Intimacy.... →