February 2012
6 posts
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January 2012
11 posts
YES!!!!
reallyghettoph:
December 2011
14 posts
My Christmas Poem
Merry Merry Christmas!
It’s Christmas Eve at home!
I’m not really there, so this is a hypothetical poem
(ok I’m done rhyming)
The old country house is so cold I can see my breath
My parents don’t pay the gas bill
Hoping the other gets fed up
and finally moves out after 13 years of being divorced
Mom’s in the basement crying, swearing, or both
NOBODY GO DOWN THERE.
She’s been warning us...
Anonymous asked: My little sister is 15 years old. She is stripping for boys on skype. is this considered the "norm" in this technologically dominated era? how do i address the situation?
Anonymous asked: So...what's with the name and how did you get the "president" to follow you on Twitter?
Read all of these today, and be happy. →
robdelaney:
These columns will dramatically change your life.
November 2011
24 posts
Me: How was that party last night?
College roommate: It was cool. I had sex with a guy in a Looney Tunes jacket.
Meanwhile... At The Library...
parentfails:
The Comedy Bureau: Comedy Central Needs... →
thecomedybureau:
The flashy card above isn’t something that comedian Rob Delaney just had made for himself.
Well, maybe it is, but is was also made for his Comedy Central pilot that just taped, @RobDelaney (yes, that’s the name of the show, which is brilliant move on Delaney’s part), which we were so lucky…
Anonymous asked: Aren't you friends with Taylor Swift
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Anonymous asked: What's it like being you?
Anonymous asked: i'm very upset and i hate myself
Anonymous asked: i wnt 2 fuck
Anonymous asked: It's almost Christmas, so that means that you're getting some scrub as a boyfriend right?
Anonymous asked: You're a writer right?
Anonymous asked: How are you so cool on twitter?
